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                                                       就会有别人,花你的钱,

                                                                                                                                              打你的娃

                                                                                                                              所以,女人就要对男人狠点,

                                                                                                   会装束吧,说你像个妖精;

                                                                                                   睡你的床,还会撕你的照片,

  放工回家进厨房,
                                     吃完晚饭就上床,
                                                  领了工资存银行,
                                                                出门最远到商场,
                                                                               毕生只上一张床.
     整改计划:
                     下班可以不回家,
                                多少点上床由着她,合肥办假驾驶证,
                                               领了工资本人花,
                                                              想到哪花到哪花,
                                                                           为所欲为披婚纱.
     尽力方向:
              下班不必进厨房,
                           能够整夜不上床,
                                       别人工资买古装,
                                                       自己工资存银行,
                                                                     爱到哪里自己想,合肥办假驾驶证,
                                                                                       后备情郎排成行.
                                                                                                          女人这辈子吧,挺难,

                                                         活跃点吧,说你沾花惹草;

    自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步;

                                                                                                                                 美丽点吧,太惹眼;

                                                生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;

                            必定要吃喝玩乐,不然累逝世了,

                     知识高了,没人敢娶;

                                        学识低了,没人要;

 

   不英俊吧,拿不出手;

                                                                          不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,

                                                                                                              做女人真难.

                                                                              住你的房,玩你的男人,

       对自己嘛,广大处置为上,

                                                                              自持点吧,说你矫揉造作;

                                                                                                                              不会装扮吧,说你没女人味;

                          让男人养吧,说你傍大款;

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